November 27, 2009

  • Personal Hell

    General asshats
    Circle I Limbo

    Hipsters
    Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

    Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
    Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

    Jerry Falwell
    Circle IV Rolling Weights

    George Bush
    Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

    River Styx

    Bernie Madoff
    Circle VI Buried for Eternity

    River Phlegyas

    Scientologists
    Circle VII Burning Sands

    NAMBLA Members
    Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

    Osama bin Laden
    Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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